Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

Star Trek?” I asked her. “Really?” “What?” she demanded, bending unnaturally black eyebrows together. “There are two kinds of people in the universe, Molly,” I said. “Star Trek fans and Star Wars fans. This is shocking.” She sniffed. “This is the post-nerd-closet world, Harry. It’s okay to like both.” “Blasphemy and lies,” I said.

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel.

Crows," Maximus breathed. "Was that who I think it was?" "Phrygiar Navaris," Tavi said, nodding. "What was she doing here?" Max asked. "Getting humiliated, mostly. Especially there at the end.

Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?" "Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight?

Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can't weave together a spell that you don't beleive in.