If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different.