You need a prostate to understand,” I said.

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.

Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.

How long have you been a Wiccan?' 'A what?' 'A pagan. A witch.' 'I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.' Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?' 'Wizard has a Z' He looked at me blankly. 'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes

Give it to 'em!" Take 'em down!" First Aleran!" Kick their furry--" Assault formation!