Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous.

You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job.

There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

We are not going to die." Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?" No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.