Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

Pretty please. With sugar.