...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day. I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray of autopsy instruments, stood over me. 'I'm not dead!' I sputtered. 'I'm not dead!' - Harry Dresden, Death Masks, Jim Butcher

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do

Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Maybe,” he said in a slow, rural drawl, “you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy.” “Well,” I said, “if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.