Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and had them start off screaming, "BOO!

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

Give it to 'em!" Take 'em down!" First Aleran!" Kick their furry--" Assault formation!

I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut.

I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground.