Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already. That's right--you heard me: dead again already. I mean, come on. How screwed up is your life (after- or otherwise) when you find yourself needing phrases like that?

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.