Somewhere out there was a village I'd deprived of it's idiot.

Love is another kind of power, which shouldn't surprise you. Magic comes from emotions, among other things.

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

I will make Maggie safe. If the world burns because of that then so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows.

I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But if experience had taught me anything, it was this: No matter how screwed up things are, they can get a whole lot worse.

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.