I'd been in hairier situations than this one. Actually, it's sort of depressing, thinking how many times I'd been in them. But if experience had taught me anything, it was this: No matter how screwed up things are, they can get a whole lot worse.

An inferior sense of smell," Marcus said, as if absolutely nothing of significance had happened, "is distinct from being told that one smells unpleasant.

A bunch of people are gonna be mad at me, I’ve got some kind of medical issue that’s going to kill me in a while if I don’t deal with it, oh, and the island’s blowing up tomorrow and taking a whole lot of the country with it if I don’t fix it.” Thomas gave me a steady look. “So,” he said. “Same old, same old.

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.