There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

The distinction between good and evil is meaningless if one does not have the freedom to choose between them.

Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes

It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already. That's right--you heard me: dead again already. I mean, come on. How screwed up is your life (after- or otherwise) when you find yourself needing phrases like that?

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