There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste.

It doesn't make you a monster to want, she said, her voice very gentle. It's what you do with it that matters.

Demonreach only wants Harry to see what's going on." "Why doesn't it just marry him?" Thomas muttered under his breath. "It sort of did," I said. "My brother the... geosexual?

Give it to 'em!" Take 'em down!" First Aleran!" Kick their furry--" Assault formation!

The vampire’s true appearance was grotesque--but it wasn’t as bad as some of the things I had seen in my day. Some demons were a lot worse, and some of the Elder Things could rip your mind apart just by letting you look at them

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