I don't believe in faeries!

I can't believe I'm about to say this," I said. "So think real careful about where this is coming from. Have you people ever considered *talking* when you've got a problem?

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips.

Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can't grow into something else.

Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me something better for a sweetheart rate.

Whenever you've got a choice, do good, kiddo. It isn't always fun or easy, but in the long run it makes your life better.