I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's auto insurance rates go down. This is not a coincidence.

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.

Souls, I said. I mean, you always wonder if they're real. Even if you believe in them, you still have to wonder: Is my existence just this body? Is there really something more? Do I really have a soul?Uriel's smile blossomed again. You've got it backward, Harry, he said. You are a soul. You have a body.

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.

Whatever you do, do it for love. If you keep to that, your path will never wander so far from the light that you can never return.