I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.

Molly was committing dinner. . .

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.