This is what it look like when it WORKS?

People always equate beauty with good, but it just ain't so.

I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is a Satan or some equivalent out there, or that the Almighty doesn't actually want everyone to eat organic tofu all the time. I can't decide.

The distinction between good and evil is meaningless if one does not have the freedom to choose between them.

Everybody should get to make a living with their passion.