Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel.

Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper and duct tape and boasted a computer system that looked like it could have run the NYSE and NORAD, with enough attention left over to play tic-tac-toe. Or possibly Global Thermonuclear War.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.