Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown Chicago. As far as I know, I'm the only openly practicing professional wizard in the country. You can find me in the yellow pages, under "Wizards." Believe it or not, I'm the only one there. My ad looks like this: HARRY DRESDEN — WIZARD Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations. Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates. No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment You'd be surprised how many people call just to ask me if I'm serious.

Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do

I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it... I'm not agnostic. Just nonpartisan. Theological Switzerland, that's me.

Like “love,” “hope” is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights should be a lot longer.

You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.