You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.

We all must die. There is no better way to do so than in the pursuit of something you love.

You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,' I said. ...'There is, I think, humour here which does not translate well from English into sanity.' 'That's pretty rich coming from the agnostic Knight of the Cross with a holy Sword who takes his orders from an archangel.' I said. - Harry Dresden & Sanya, Changes, Jim Butcher

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...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.