So?" Bob said. "Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved." "Bob," I said. "You can't just go around killing people." "I know. That's why you should do it." "No, no. I can't go around killing people, either.

Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have enormous skills of ignoring it altogether.

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.

I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled.

Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord

I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.