But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Where is your unit?" Murphy asked. I wiggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface.

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.

You need a prostate to understand,” I said.

I've done smarter things in my life. Once, for example, I threw myself out of a moving car in order to take on a truckload of lycanthropes singlehandedly." ~Harry Dresden

I don't believe in faeries!

I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at them or you go insane.