But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.

The movie of my life must be really low budget.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.

The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.

...It's just one hour. Just one little hour. What could happen in one hour?