Here had lived someone else who knew that the only thing waiting at home was a sense of loneliness. Sometimes it is comforting. Most often, it isn't.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.

You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.

Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

We all must die. There is no better way to do so than in the pursuit of something you love.

When I started, I was pretty sure I was going to be writing some goofy little wizard novels that might make me some part-time money and would hopefully lead to something I could do better.