When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic," I said. "When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.
Jim ButcherHonest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.
Jim ButcherHere's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.
Jim Butcher