We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.

There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Because a sound tree doesn't have bad roots, Amara. No enterprise of greatness begins with treachery, with lying to the people who trust and love you

I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that.

Hello Angel,'Michael rumbled, and leaned over to give the woman a kiss on the cheek. She accepted it with all the loving tolerance of a Komodo dragon. 'Don't you hello angel me. Do you know what I had to go through to find a baby-sitter, get all the way out here, get the money together and then get the sword back for you?

Mister Dresden is a diplomatically challenged individual. He should be in a shelter for the tactless.