I wouldn't burden any decent system of faith by participating in it... I'm not agnostic. Just nonpartisan. Theological Switzerland, that's me.

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

Whenever you've got a choice, do good, kiddo. It isn't always fun or easy, but in the long run it makes your life better.

The impossible we do immediately. The unimaginable takes a little while.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Better safe than exsanguinated.