Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

I know how you feel," I said. "You run into something you totally don't get, and it's scary as hell. But once you learn something about it, it gets easier to handle. Knowledge counters fear. It always has.

There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice.

You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.

Thwart," I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy person." "I'm pretty sure that isn't the definition." Sarissa said. "It is today.