People have far more power than they realize, if they would only choose to use it.

Hospital waits are bad ones. The fact that they happen to pretty much all of us, sooner or later, doesn't make them any less hideous.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.

Children are a precious gift, but they belong to no one but themselves. They are only lent us a little while.

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.