Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others-- even when there's not going to be anyone telling you what a hero you are.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.

We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.

...the Female Once-Over - a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry, makeup, and body type, and then decides how much of a social threat she might be. Men have a parallel process, but it's binary: Does he have beer? If yes, will he share with me?

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.