There is hinkiness afoot with regard to my, ah, disposition.

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.

If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? ' 'You were overexposed to Hammer Films as a child?' - Harry Dresden & Bob the Skull, Changes, Jim Butcher

Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can't grow into something else.

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.