Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else.

Whenever you've got a choice, do good, kiddo. It isn't always fun or easy, but in the long run it makes your life better.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

The characters within a book were, from a certain point of view, identical on some fundamental level ‒ there weren't any images of them, no physical tangibility whatsoever. They were pictures in the reader's head, constructs of imagination and ideas, given shape by the writer's work and skill and the reader's imagination. Parents, of a sort.

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

The impossible we do immediately. The unimaginable takes a little while.

Wait. You work for me?" "I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence.