Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?" Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.
Jim ButcherWhen you die, do you want to feel ashamed of what you've done with your life? Feel ashamed of what your life meant?
Jim ButcherOh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.
Jim ButcherLife can be confusing. Good God, and how. Sometimes it seems like the older I get, the more confused I become. That seems ass-backwards. I thought I was supposed to be getting wiser. Instead, I just keep getting hit over the head with my relative insignificance in the greater scheme of the universe. Confusing, life. But it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Jim Butcher