Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.

Mister Dresden is a diplomatically challenged individual. He should be in a shelter for the tactless.

There is no truer gauge of a man's character than the way in which he employs his strength, his power.

Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.