If I need you I'll give you a signal.' What signal?" I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn't mean you can't grow into something else.

Molly was committing dinner. . .

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.