Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.

Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of the quasi-immortal creatures of the night, that ain't something you see twice. "For my next trick," I panted into the startled silence, "anvils.

The distinction between good and evil is meaningless if one does not have the freedom to choose between them.

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.

The movie of my life must be really low budget.

Bigots see something they expect and then they stop thinking about what is in front of them. It's probably how they got to be bigots in the first place.