You can't plan for everything or you never get started in the first place.

Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day. I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray of autopsy instruments, stood over me. 'I'm not dead!' I sputtered. 'I'm not dead!' - Harry Dresden, Death Masks, Jim Butcher