A pure heart and mind only takes you so far - sooner or later the hormones have their say, too.

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

Being a wizard gives you more power than most, but it doesn't change your heart. We're all human. We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.

Every soul is special. They’re all beautiful. They’re all far more significant than anyone on this rock realizes. I think when people are at their best, they’re acting in accordance with their soul. The ones who have gone bad don’t have bad souls. They’ve just given up on keeping in touch with them.

Thank God for wisecracks.

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.