I want to be a positive force in the world, I would like to make people happy.

I started out performing as a little boy, I was trying to make my mother feel better and laugh because she was sick and in pain all the time. I found out that I had that power to relieve her.

I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle.

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.

I don't hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.