You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.

Everybody expects the fairy tale - you're going to be together forever with somebody. I don't really subscribe to that. I'd love that to happen if that happened, but ten years is enough. Ten years is a good thing with somebody, I think. It's a nice thing. A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.

comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else, practically but at the same time, it doesn't get a lot of respect. that's the sacrifice you make to do it.

The worst thing in the world when you feel broken is to have somebody coming at you with open-faced love.

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.