I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.

Isn't it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

You might as well take a chance on doing what you love.