You might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal.

I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But I found out about the whole euthanasia thing and I said, I can't commit to that, sorry!

I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!

Psychologically, it's what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.