Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!

Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.

When I started out. I'd drive a hundred miles to do my act for free.

I just may laugh at different things than most people. I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes. I see when people go off their material and it's actually happening in front of you and that kind of stuff excites me.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.