Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own, all this performing on my own. When other kids were outside playing, I was in my room conjuring characters and impressions and things like that.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

When you are a kid, you need to have something to do. This will keep you off the streets.

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy.

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic... is counterproductive!