I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass.

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.'

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.