I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

I've always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.

It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!

Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth.

When I started out. I'd drive a hundred miles to do my act for free.

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be on, performing.

I love playing ego and insecurity combined.