Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show.

I cannot be contained because I am the container.

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

I like challenges and I don't believe in failure. I don't believe in regrets. I believe suffering, failure - all those concepts - are things that are absolutely necessary to make us the best people that we can be, the best at whatever we want to do.