50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

I spent most of my time in my room staring at a mirror. I never knew I was supposed to socialize. I just spent hours making faces at myself, having a good time.

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening.

As far as I can tell, it's just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.