When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming.

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Choose love and don't ever let fear turn you away from your playful heart

I think projects find me. It's really interesting. Everything I've done, from "The Truman Show," the "Eternal Sunshine" to "Yes Man" and "Bruce Almighty," always come into my life at the perfect time.

Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though.