I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing.

It's always fun to do something that you know ultimately is not about the money, and it's certainly not for the fame - because it's a pain in the ass. But it's really the person in the theater seat you think about when you sit in a room and write.

Usually you regret the things you say no to.

Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.

The only thing that has ever consumed me is love from time to time. Feeling like, 'What is it? How do I get it?'

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.

I love the idea that 'a person is a person no matter how small'.