My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.
But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself.
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music.
I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.