Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left?

Be grateful. Find something to be grateful for. Don't do too many things that make you feel like you deserve to lose because we do program our own computers. I believe there is a plus and a minus column and if you end up on the minus column, your own conscience will make you lose.

The combination of what's written and just being in the moment is always the best way. You gotta start out with something solid and then you play.

For the most sensitive among us the noise can be too much.