Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

Everybody expects the fairy tale - you're going to be together forever with somebody. I don't really subscribe to that. I'd love that to happen if that happened, but ten years is enough. Ten years is a good thing with somebody, I think. It's a nice thing. A lot of good love can happen in ten years.

It's always good I think in general to have different energies on screen, like it's nice to have different characters go at different speeds, just like different people work at different speeds.

I have no limits! I cannot be contained because I'm the container.

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.

I said yes to so many things, from a sex change to gastric by-pass surgery, so it's always paid off for me.