Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you’re sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It’s on the other side of that, when you don’t make the sandwich. It’s about sacrifice... It’s about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That’s what I believe, anyway. I’m always asking, "What am I going to give up next?" Because I want to feel.

I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

You might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity.

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.