I've always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased.

I'm always trying to complicate things. For some reason I'll go, "Well, maybe I can get that in," and stuff like that. I always make it really hard for myself.

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny.

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character.

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.