If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It's the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever.

I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything.

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.

You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's many different colors to paint with. I would hate to get trapped in one little thing. I always feel like funny is an appendage, but it is not my whole body.

I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!