I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.

I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don't want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's many different colors to paint with. I would hate to get trapped in one little thing. I always feel like funny is an appendage, but it is not my whole body.

Movie offers are out there for me, I just don't hear them yet.