I just like being creative, whatever way I have to do it.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though.

Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own, all this performing on my own. When other kids were outside playing, I was in my room conjuring characters and impressions and things like that.

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.

Isn't it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do?